Golden Tate: Razed, Hazed, Glazed, or Amazed?

I couldn’t help but laugh today at the Seattle Times’ daily sports poll:

How should the Seahawks handle Golden Tate for his 3 a.m. maple-bar caper?
Raze him: $1,000 fine
Haze him: 8-hours work at Top Pot
Glaze him: Make him buy doughnuts throughout camp
Amaze him: No punishment

You can vote at the poll by visiting the sports page at The results of the poll will be published in Friday’s paper.

As of Thursday afternoon, most voters think the Seahawks should “glaze” Tate, forcing him to buy doughnuts throughout camp.

I’m all for it, as long as he obtains the doughnuts legally and during normal business hours.

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  • Hawkstrap

    Maybe Golden Tate had a perfectly acceptable reason to do what he did. I listed ten possible explanations for why Golden Tate HAD to break into Top Pot Doughnuts…

    Reason #1: Golden Tate is a member of The Doughnut Liberation Front. The radical fringe group’s aim is to free doughnuts from the certain death that comes from being eaten. Every pastry has a soul.