Jan 18, 2013; New Orleans, LA, USA; A worker repairs a light post in front of signage in preparation for Super Bowl XLVII to be held February 3, 2013 at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome. Mandatory Credit: Tyler Kaufman-USA TODAY Sports

It seems that everyone is posting their predictions for tomorrow’s big game. David even posted his on this site yesterday. While I could do the same, it wouldn’t be any different than the conclusion of my advanced matchups article from a couple days ago.

Yesterday I posted a number of actual Prop Bets for the Super Bowl that I thought were funny. With those in mind, I thought it would be more fun to throw out some prop bet style predictions. Here we go:

In game predictions:

• Alex Smith will be brought up by the announcing team at least three times even if there’s no situation where he would see the field.
• Robert Griffin, Russell Wilson and Andrew Luck will all be mentioned during the game.
• Ray Lewis’s name will be spoken more than twice as many times as plays than he is involved in.
• Jacoby Jones will have at least one big return.
• One FG will be missed in this game.
• Navorro Bowman have the most tackles of any player on either team.
• Joe Flacco will throw his first interception of this postseason
• Flacco will have more completions and more yards than Kaepernick.
• Both teams will commit at least 1 turnover.

Other predictions:

• By the end of the game, every fan in America who doesn’t belong to the 49ers or Ravens fanbases, will hate the word “Harbaugh.”
• Everyone who reads this will know at least one person who watched the “puppy bowl” at some point on Sunday.
• The best commercial during the game will not be for beer.
• Ray Lewis will cry after the game, win or lose.
• Beyonce will not have a “wardrobe malfunction” during the halftime show.
• Anyone playing the “Harbaugh drinking game” (drink ever time the word Harbaugh is said or one of the Harbaughs are seen on TV, including the parents) will require emergency medical treatment for alcohol poisoning before the post game show is over.
• At least half people reading this who had no idea what the “puppy bowl” was have already googled it.

Feb 1, 2013; New Orleans, LA, USA; A general view of the Vince Lombardi Trophy and helmets for the Baltimore Ravens and San Francisco 49ers during a press conference in preparation for Super Bowl XLVII at the New Orleans Convention Center. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

As crazy as Super Bowl Sunday can be, the prop bets are always crazier.

I took a look over at Bodog.com and I have to admit, some of these are pretty hilarious. Here are my favorites:

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will Alicia Keys be booed during or after her rendition of the US National Anthem?
Yes 5/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – What will be higher?
Randy Moss Receptions Super Bowl XLVII
How many times Jackie or Jack Harbaugh are shown on TV during Live Broadcast

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – What Color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?
Yellow 7/4
Clear/Water 19/10
Orange 7/2
Red 13/2
Blue 7/1
Green 7/1

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?

Teammates 5/4 8/5
God 5/2
Coach 12/1
Family 12/1 15/1
Owner 15/1 20/1
Does Not Thank Anyone 9/4 3/2

Can’t bet on Kaepernick thanking his biceps unfortunately. That seems shortsighted by the book manager.

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – How many times will “Harbaugh” be said during the game?
Over/Under 20 ½ 21 ½

I’m taking the over. WAY over. I’m thinking it’ll be in 80′s.

SUPER BOWL XLVII SPECIALS – Will Beyonce’s hair be Curly/Crimped OR Straight at the beginning of the Super Bowl Halftime show?
Straight -140 (5/7) -200
Curly/Crimped EVEN (1/1) +150

No option for shaved? what happened to Bald is Beautiful?