My obsession with Seattle Seahawks punter Jon Ryan is at an all-time high. He performs great under pressure, faking a field goal and throwing for a touchdown when his team is down 16-0 in the NFC Championship. He is a self-proclaimed “Ginja Ninja” who is getting ready to make an appearance on American Ninja Warrior. But the cherry on top is his Twitter account. If you’re having a bad day or need a good laugh, look no further than giving him a follow.
Twitter user @TwinBrick puts it best in less than 140 characters.
So what makes Ryan a fun social media follow? It’s not that he tweets about football because he never does. For some, maybe it’s the fact he’s just like us. He does what we 12’s do, taking quizzes to see what Seahawks player we are. I’d like to know who Earl Thomas would get on this quiz.
I got Earl Thomas! Which Seahawk are YOU? http://t.co/EvIqVXKYO7
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) April 4, 2015
Or maybe it’s the fact that throughout his success he remains humble, remembering where he came from. It can be easy for professional athletes to lose track of their roots, but not for Ryan who has played for Seattle the past seven years.
Coming back from media day today we drove by the Super 6 motel I used to live in. I'll never take a single day in this league for granted.
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) January 28, 2015
Ryan is also a true team player. He stands up for his teammates when the haters make noise. Additionally, whenever a Seahawk signs a contract extension he’s one of the first to congratulate them.
If anyone out there wants to talk crap about our kicker who is one of the best in the game u can meet me at the swing set at recess to fight
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) December 22, 2014
People upset w/our QB for going to 50 Shades of Grey: your head would explode if u saw the rest of the team's Internet browser histories
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) February 14, 2015
He even shares great life advice, letting his followers know not to get down in the dumps because someone always has it worse than they do.
And he’s pretty trendy, using Uber and watching The Bachelor. In fact, I highly recommend watching the reality show just for the sake of understanding what Ryan is tweeting about. There are even people proposing he take over hosting the show. I should start an online petition so this can happen.
Everybody drink whenever Chris puts together a full sentence. If this was a drinking game we would all be parched. #TheBachelor
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 3, 2015
Ryan’s social media wit even landed himself a girlfriend. Comedian Sarah Colonna told PEOPLE the pair met through Twitter and both knew they’re a “perfect match.” The couple is now happily engaged and word has it Ryan called Colonna’s parents asking for permission – a classy move that gives him brownie points.
And since they’ve become an item, it’s easy to see how perfect Ryan and Colonna are for each other. First off, Ryan is not afraid to tell others that Colonna is off the market.
Hey Blitz next time u cozy up to my gf put that "situation" back in ur pants. pic.twitter.com/zQYNY5dHAQ
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) November 10, 2014
Ryan shows his support for his fiancé, who just released a new book Has Anyone Seen My Pants?, strategically using his popularity to get Colonna more sales.
Hey #12's I'll be sending autographed 8x10's to anyone that purchases "Has Anyone Seen My Pants" by Sarah Colonna by 04/03/15 use #HASMPauto
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) April 1, 2015
Colonna reciprocates the support for Ryan, especially during the Deflate Gate fiasco. May we never forget Ryan’s capabilities.
. @giseleofficial Hey girl. If during T's suspension you miss watching your man play, come watch mine! Sometimes he throws TD passes too!
— Sarah Colonna (@sarahcolonna) May 12, 2015
But like every couple, these two have their differences. P.s. I’m more of a clear gummy bear person.
I was eating gummy bears with my fiancé. She said "the yellow ones are my favorite." WTF? Apparently I'm marrying a terrorist. #redsthebest
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) March 30, 2015
Perhaps my favorite part is that the pair lets us followers in on their wedding plans. If the tweets are any indication, this is going to be the best wedding ever. Now seems like an appropriate time for an, “I want an invite!” plug. But seriously, if Ryan or Colonna is reading this I can bring red and yellow gummy bears.
It's hard planning a wedding w/ @sarahcolonna when so far her two requests are to walk down the aisle to T.I. and have Liam Neeson officiate
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) February 17, 2015
And clearly couples who do meet and greets together, stay together.
I love it when @sarahcolonna and I do meet and greets cause I take the pictures and crop all of u out. pic.twitter.com/hEINStS2PG
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) January 4, 2015
Only time will tell when E! signs them to their own reality TV show. Move over, Kardashians.
If Eric decker can have a reality tv show how are we not watching @JonRyan9 and @sarahcolonna on their on show
— JosephMuldoon (@josephmuldoon) March 28, 2015
So what are you waiting for? Go follow the man. He’ll thank you for it.
I realized tonight that I really love my followers cause they actually get my jokes.
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) April 7, 2015
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