An NFL Mock Draft that contains no college players. Why would anyone draft Jared Goff when Donald Trump and Dora the Explorer on still on the draft board?
This time of year, one out of every three articles posted on the web is some sort of NFL Mock Draft. Sadly, all of them only have the teams selecting college players. That seems like a horribly way to build a brand image.
If it were me, I’d be using my first round pick on Elon Musk for that way he’d have to give me a Tesla. I’m mean seriously, why would you draft Carson Wentz when Batman is still available. It doesn’t make any sense.
Let’s show the interwebz what a real mock draft looks like.
1. Los Angeles Rams
2. Philadelphia Eagles
3. San Diego Chargers
4. Dallas Cowboys
5. Jacksonville Jaguars
6. Baltimore Ravens
7. San Francisco 49ers
8. Cleveland Browns
9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
10. New York Giants
11. Chicago Bears
12. New Orleans Saints
13. Miami Dolphins
14. Oakland Raiders
15. Tennessee Titans
16. Detroit Lions
17. Atlanta Falcons
18. Indianapolis Colts
19. Buffalo Bills
20. New York Jets
21. Washington Redskins
22. Houston Texans
23. Minnesota Vikings
24. Cincinnati Bengals
25. Pittsburgh Steelers
26. Seattle Seahawks
27. Green Bay Packers
28. Kansas City Chiefs
29. Arizona Cardinals
30. Carolina Panthers
31. Denver Broncos
New England forfeited their draft pick for deflating footballs, costing them the chance to draft someone who would help them deflate footballs.